Becky lays out her summer checklist, designed for maximum fun productivity. Most efficiently fun summer ever! And check out her reading list.
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Reformed Whores "Punch Me in the Face"
Love hurts, but the Reformed Whores take it all in stride. Will they find romance on a desert plain?
Sparks Hair Design – Urban Legend
A woman meets an intriguing, shadowy stranger at a bar. They head back to his place to keep the fun going, but his intentions may not be so pure.
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Becky lays out her summer checklist, designed for maximum fun productivity. Most efficiently fun summer ever! And check out her reading list. Yo Momma circa 200,000 B.C. Caveman #1: ugga bugga Caveman #2: awwwwwwwwwww Yo Momma in the 5th Century B.C. Oedipus: Oac oopa tic tu mom ttutzauec oto kpessati Oedipus’ Wife: … Oedipus: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Yo Momma – Holy Roman Edition Mark Antony: Duis mom aute irure dolor in reprehenderit Brutus: Vestri gero It’s hard to think of something that would be more appropriate for the Adorable Corner than a wedding!!!!….so I didn’t. Below is an exact depiction of Victor and Allyson’s wedding as seen through my waterfalls of joy. Congratulations Victor and Allyson! Adoring Fans, As you know, Therefore Productions makes smart, entertaining, original videos the foreground of our unique style of comedy, or as our tag-line says, “Dumb Comedy for Smart People.” Well, during this week’s meeting, we considered some alternate business strategies. Check out the pursuant taglines: “We guarantee our avant garde comedy probably won’t make Attention Fans of Spiderman, Therefore Productions is proud to kick off THE BEST SPIDERMAN STORY CONTEST on ThereforeYou! All this week we will be creating and posting story ideas for the new Spiderman movie. Stories will be judged on several criteria including creativity, believability, and marketability. These results will be disregarded and the —Begin Interview— Me: First, I just want to say thanks to Tracy, Tina, and Alec for being here and congratulations on your 6th season going into the 2012 Emmy’s! Alec Baldwin: Thanks! Me: Tina, one more Emmy and you may be the winningest woman ever, how have you managed to keep the show fresh
Dear Therefore World, Don’t forget to check back on Thursday, April 1st! We’ve got something exciting to share with you…………….it’s a puppy!….. no, I mean, it’s a suprise!… You won’t be disappointed. ~XOXO, Becky ____________________________________________________________ Today’s Paranoid Corner with Frilly Things features couture to calm your nerves and decorate your head. If you’re tired of CIA satellites controlling your mind, try the Reynold’s Wrap Protective Fashion Collection:
Harnessing one’s emotions is the most important social skill a productive adult can learn. Instead of potentially ruining relationships with your manic depressive rage, you can easily divert that unwanted energy. Using my strategies on binge eating, in no time at all you’ll be trading ‘Prozac’ for ‘dough snack’! MOOD FOOD Guide to Watching Troy 1. Fast Forward to timecode 023:09, first scene with Brad Pitt’s Abs 2. Turn Volume to 0. 3. Play Dark Side of the Moon start to finish. It doesn’t sync up, it’s just better. 4. Brag loudly that you read the Illiad in college. |
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