When I was 7 I had a friend from school named Michael, and Michael and I used to play a game called “Look.” We would go into a room with a mirror and turn out all the lights, and we would stand back-to-back and take turns facing the mirror. The person who was facing it had to stare without blinking while the other person chanted very slowly “Look, look, what can you see? Is that you? Is it me? Are we two or are we three? Look, look, what can you see?” and once they finished you got to switch. It was a contest to see who would get scared first, and it was very hard to win.
All the ladies agree. Men need to do anything to make that “certain part” of the male anatomy bigger. Here are some helpful tips from Therefore Productions.
To introduce you to the world of Therefore Productions, we’ll be running a series of interviews with members of the company. Our second interview is with Therefore Productions’ “jack-of-all-trades,” Bill Bodkin, who will be interviewing himself.
Bill Bodkin: Bill, it’s really great of you to take time out of your busy schedule to speak with us.
Bill Bodkin: No, Bill, the pleasure is all mine. It’s really great to speak with someone who is as wise and awesome as you.
BB: You’re pretty awesome too.
BB: Yes, I am.
BB: Let’s start with a little background. Tell us about your childhood. Where were you born?
Welcome to the beginning of a new series on ThereforeYou: “Amazing Reviews!”
In this segment, we take the best reviews we can find online and give them the dramatic, expensive Voiceover treatment they deserve. Due to the esteem in which we hold these important critical works, we have spared no expense to phonetically recreate the precise spelling and punctuation cues left for us by the original authors.
We are Therefore Productions and we only have one thing on our minds: holding a thumb spike up to the industry’s throat! How will we do this? The answer is simple. We will raise up the claw that has the thumb spike on it, and place it on the
I can never get enough of these Ninja Turtle Valentine’s Day cards. Michelangelo with wings? Bebop and Rocksteady… liking… each other? See the rest at this X-Entertainment article from way back when.
The Northeastern United States has lost its color, just like in “The Pleasantville”. Therefore Productions will be in your neighborhood soon to dig you out of the snow and restore your humanity. Then you’ll be in color and have an affair with Jeff Daniels.
Speaking of “The Pleasantville”, I saw this DVD cover today for the first time. Check it out, I think there’s something strange about it.
To introduce you to the world of Therefore Productions, we’ll be running a series of interviews with members of the company. First up is someone very special to us: our mascot, The Therefore Lion.
Bill Bodkin: Thanks for taking the time to speak with us.
The Therefore Lion: No! Thank you for having me! It’s a real pleasure and an honor. I want to eat you so bad right now. Oh Lion, did you just say that out loud? Yes, I did. No you didn’t! Sorry, you probably think I’m drunk. Do you think I’m drunk?
BB: Are you asking me or yourself?
TTL: Let’s do this!
BB: We’ll start off with a little background. Tell us about your childhood. Where were you born?
