If you are a TRUE gamer and have braved the hardest of games, you might just be ready for the hardest game ever created of all for the rest of time: You Have to Burn the Rope. You play as a small, defenseless character whose only weapon is a throwing ax. You have infinite ammo, but it will do you little good my friend. At the end of an IMPOSSIBLE tunnel, you must face the Grinning Colossus. He regains his health very quickly, and your puny axes cannot possibly do enough damage in time. You’ll need to figure out some other way to defeat him, some way to kill him beside using your axes. You want a hint? NONSENSE! You Have to Burn the Rope is supposed to be challenging! You can only win You Have to Burn the Rope with clever strategy. Think outside the box for You Have to Burn the Rope. Remember: You Have to Burn the Rope. It’s a tough game.

Once you’ve played the game (you won’t beat it, it’s simply impossible), come back here for some (not sarcastic) wrap up comments after the jump. Don’t feel to bad about quitting. It just means you’re a quitter, and worthless.

You’ll have your enemies rolling around in pain when you hit them with this!