For today’s “In a Perfect world”, I will be sharing 10 terrible/awesome movies I would have created had James Cameron went nuts hours before shooting Avatar and e-mailed me $400M dollars.  In a perfect world, one of these movies would have been the big hit of 2009!  Next time Hollywood! Next time!

1.  Escape From Hell

An epic, pseudo-philosophical action film, executed in the cinematic style of Dragon Ball Z: Evolution. The movie follows the adventures of 69 dinosaurs as they claw their way out of hell, only to find out that heaven isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

9 more terrible movies after the jump!

2.  Death of a Scalesman

A dramatic Oscar contender about a half-human, half-fish jazz pianist who dies in a horrific fishing boat accident.

3.  Harry and the Hendersons: 3-D

The 9th and final Chapter in the Harry Potter series, Harry and the Hendersons:3-D covers the years in which the “boy who lived” was hit by a car, housed by the Henderson family and mistaken to be “Bigfoot.”  In this one, Voldemort hates Harry for his ability to “seem so real, that children audiences will try to reach out and grab him!”.

4.  Leonardo Dicapitate

A 12-hour long kung-fu flick about Leonardo Dicaprio’s obsession with cracking carpal bones with his awesome punching abilities.

5.  Home Alone 5

A film about E.T. returning home to find no one.  No one except for…”The Home Alone 5!”, five deadly assassins sent by O-ren Ishii to kill E.T. and his roommates, Sonic and Knuckles.

6.  Harry Potter and the Clock: A Clockumentary About Harry Potter?

7.  300 Days of Summer.

A movie about 300 Spartan soldiers that spent one crazy summer fighting “THE HOME ALONE 5!”

8.  Bored of the Rings

A mo-cap movie about a veteran gymnast who soon after retiring from “the rings” olympic event, turns into Gollum! The film is 10 seconds long and will be screened on the floors of T.G.I.F’s restrooms.  Tickets will be $45.00, unless you’re “just washing your hands.”

9.  Avatar

Jake, a paraplegic war veteran, is brought to another planet, Pandora, which is inhabited by the Na’vi, a humanoid race with their own language and culture. Those from Earth find themselves at odds with each other and the local culture.  While Jake begins to bond with the native tribe and quickly falls in love with the beautiful alien Neytiri, the humans move forward with ruthless extermination tactics, forcing the soldier to take a stand – and fight back in an epic battle for the fate of Pandora.

10. Vine World: Where Dinosaurs Go To Lose Their Minds

An epic fantasy film starring James Cameron, thousands of derranged dinos, vines and me!  If you’ve ever wondered where dinosaurs go to lose their minds, then look no further! This film answers all your wildest questions about where, when and how dinosaurs go nuts!  Spoiler Alert! This movie SUCKS!