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Back by popular demand from himself, some quotes that didn’t make it to yesterday’s cut.
1. Never trust bi-curious cops.
2. When riding a stolen old fashioned-bicycle do not ring it’s bell repititiously and scream “Master Thief!”.
3. Never buy an IPHONE for $3.50 from your shady uncle with the wallet made out of bamboo and condoms.
4. Extreme breakdancing is only cool at sweet 16′s and funerals.
5. If a dinosaur slowly licks your neck it means he wants to marry you in a church (a house of God).
5 1/2. Never forget to “Give Your Momma a Big Ol’ Sloppy KISS!”
Hope this helps,