We’ve always suspected that the big money is in porn, so part of Therefore’s company strategy is to send a few dozen pitches every month to major porn studios. Every month we make a list of titles to prove that we know the kind of porn people want to see, and every month we receive notice that our concepts were REJECTED for development. Instead of giving up, we’re sharing them with you in the hopes that you’re a porn executive and can get some of these made.

Therefore Productions – Selected Adult Titles:

I Had Sex with My Cousin Vinny
Teenage Mutant Ninja Assholes
A Clear and Present Dildo
The Muppets Take My Hard-On
A Fist Full of Boners
I Know Why You Jizzed Last Summer
The Long Fist Goodnight
Dickless in Seattle
The Remains of the Dick
The Empire Sucks Dicks
The Quick and the Dick
The Cumshot Kid
G. I. Jizz: The Rise of Cumshots
A Cumshot Carol
La Cumshot Aux Folles
One Flew Over the Cumshot’s Nest
Miracle* on 34th Street
The Cummy: Tomb of the “Dragon Emperor”*

*: denotes a type of cumshot