Say hello to Lopez, the Narcotics King. He was the main villain in the arcade (classic?) Crime Patrol 2. It was one in a long line of laser disc-based shooting games that graced arcades in the early 90′s. Mad Dog McCree, recently ported over to the Wii, was one such game. Mostly produced by American Laser Games, these arcade shooters were pretty terrible and made worse by their small budgets. And when low-budget projects have actors, the results are usually hysterical. Thus we find ourselves with Crime Patrol 2, a cheesy, over-the-top production in every way. The above trailer does a pretty good job of showing just how awful the in-game acting is. When we got our hands on it, we just had to remix the trailer in Therefore Productions fashion.

Keep reading to watch our take on Lopez and learn more about the ill-fated work of American Laser Games.