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The Bill Bodkin Quotable

Hi!

I say a lot of really ridiculous things during Therefore Productions shoots and meetings. I’ve written some of them out for you, so next time you need to make the room burst into laughter, you can quote these completely out of context and into the hearts and minds of your loved ones, colleagues and sworn enemies!

(When going over a speed bump)
“Man…that was bumpy bump!”

(When trying to motivate your co-workers)
“Hey man, we’re all about turning positives into negatives around here!”

(When commenting on someone’s earrings)
“Those earrings look like chandeliers…hey guess you can call them chandel-ears!”

(When trying to be polite)
Umm…I’ll have no more, please. (borrowed from Victor Reyes circa 1985)

(When trying to dismiss something and it comes out completely sexual)
“Oh I’m gonna…ahhh…fuck it!”

(When trying to compliment your young niece or nephew after they give you a kiss on the cheek)
“You’re such a good kisser!”

Stay tuned for more… I tend to say weird stuff!

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