Guide to Watching Troy
1. Fast Forward to timecode 023:09, first scene with Brad Pitt’s Abs
2. Turn Volume to 0.
3. Play Dark Side of the Moon start to finish. It doesn’t sync up, it’s just better.
4. Brag loudly that you read the Illiad in college.
!!!!!Drinking Games!!!!!
1. Take a sip of Pink Champagne every time Pitt smolders.
2. Do a shot every time Legolas cries, double shot every time Will Turner cries.
She liked it. We all liked it.








I remember watching this in the theaters. Oh, the disappointment.