Hey Lara Croft!

Ever wonder how Therefore Productions approaches their comedy writing?  Here are 11 rules you must follow if you want to be a Therefore Productions Writer!

1. F*ck cleverness, then cuddle smartness!

2.  Experience something that is dynamically sublime.  Like watching a whale eat a whale inside of a thundercloud!  Then write a joke about it!

3. Honor thy Mother.

4. “Honor” thy Father.

5. Fall out of time and space.

6. Go back in time to when Mike Tyson was really good at boxing, sneak up on him and then whisper into his ear, “You’re really good at punching”.  (Write a joke about this experience!)

7. Repress your emotions.

8. Confront your repressed emotions, turn them into jokes, subvert those jokes until they are no longer funny to anyone else besides yourself and then make them funny again!

9. Repress and repeat.

10. Schadenfroh, but with a good conscience!

11. Experience the ultimate climax…death! (You’re going to want to write a joke about this one! Believe me!)

Love always,

Vickdang!