The Northeastern United States has lost its color, just like in “The Pleasantville”. Therefore Productions will be in your neighborhood soon to dig you out of the snow and restore your humanity. Then you’ll be in color and have an affair with Jeff Daniels.

Speaking of “The Pleasantville”, I saw this DVD cover today for the first time. Check it out, I think there’s something strange about it.

“‘The Truman Show’ Meets ‘Back to the Future’”? What the hell does that mean!?! “Oh yeah, I saw ‘Sweeney Todd’. It was sort of like ‘Edward Scissor Hands’ meets ‘Barbershop 2: Back in Business’. They all had some things in common?”

I wish that DVD cover was higher res so I could read where that quote came from. Then I’d know who to call and say that I hate how much of a genius they are. Oh well, here’s a Star Trek: The Next Generation Jandrew edit.