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This is How Therefore Does Weddings

The song is “Maps” by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. It was the last song played at Victor and Allyson’s wedding reception.

Congratulations Ally and Vic!

Therefore Taglines

Adoring Fans,

As you know, Therefore Productions makes smart, entertaining, original videos the foreground of our unique style of comedy, or as our tag-line says, “Dumb Comedy for Smart People.”  Well, during this week’s meeting, we considered some alternate business strategies.  Check out the pursuant taglines:

“We guarantee our avant garde comedy probably won’t make it into your wedding video”

“Nuptial Ghost Attacks”

“Wedding videos that focus on your father issues”

“A penis joke in every wedding video”

“A wedding joke in every penis video”

Spider-man Contest Day 3: A Newer Contest

UPDATE: Due to a lack of ability within Therefore Productions to compete with Patrick Brady’s Spiderman Comic Storyline, we are officially declaring Patrick the contest winner and beginning a new contest to fill out the week. Congratulations Patrick! Your entry was as unstoppable as it was un-toppable.

The new contest: see who among the remaining Therefore crewmembers can craft the best Spider-man Video Game storyline. Without further fanfare, my submission:

Existentialist Spider-man: The Video Game for Nintendo Wii

Spider-man Contest Day 2: A New Contest

UPDATE: Due to a lack of ability within Therefore Productions to compete with Rebecca Heineman’s Spider-Man movie story, we are officially declaring Becky the contest winner and beginning a new contest to fill out the week. Congratulations Becky! Your entry was as un-toppable as it was unstoppable.

The new contest: see who among the remaining Therefore crewmembers can craft the best Spider-man Comic Book storyline. Without further fanfare, my submission:

The Amazing Spider-man Issue XXX- A New Hat for Spider-man!

Peter Parker is alone and depressed. He sits for hours in his barren apartment, so languid he would make a dripping oil painting of a sad turtle look energetic. All this changes, however, when he receives a sharp new hat in the mail.

Well, it doesn’t change instantaneously. It takes Petey a few minutes to notice how good the hat looks on him, and to start feeling better about being responsible for the majority of his family and friends dying at the hands of ridiculous-looking men in costumes. Could this hat have come from someone who actually cares for him? With burgeoning confidence, Spidey feels so much better that he decides to return to his favorite pastime: punching villains through walls!

THE BEST SPIDERMAN STORY CONTEST

Attention Fans of Spiderman,

Therefore Productions is proud to kick off THE BEST SPIDERMAN STORY CONTEST on ThereforeYou!  All this week we will be creating and posting story ideas for the new Spiderman movie.  Stories will be judged on several criteria including creativity, believability, and marketability.  These results will be disregarded and the winner chosen arbitrarily.  Winner will then be forced to eat 23 deep fried ding dongs while reciting slam poetry.

Also, we’d love to hear ideas from our readers.  If you’ve got a Spiderman story idea, send it to tips@thereforeyou.com and we’ll enter you into the contest!

Hugs and Kisses,
The Therefore Team

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Spiderman IV: Return of the ‘Green Movement’ Goblin

EXT. NIGHT.  Window overlooking Peter Parker’s Teenage Bedroom

//A sticky white substance is shot onto ceiling.  PAN reveals that it is a web, not semen.  Flash of smoke and electric volts shooting through room to reveal AL GORE.

PETER PARKER:   GEE WHIZ!

AL GORE:   Spiderman, I am future AL GORE.  I traveled through time to call on you, to SAVE THE PLANET!

PETER PARKER:  Sure thing Mr. Gore!

AL GORE:  You see it all started here, this is where I grew up.  You look at that river gently flowing by. You notice the leaves rustling with the wind. You hear the birds; you hear the tree frogs. In the distance you hear a cow…

//PETER PARKER begins to fade

AL GORE:  You feel the grass. The mud gives a little bit on the river bank. It’s quiet; it’s peaceful. And all of a sudden, it’s like a gear shift inside you, like taking a deep breath and thinking, “Remember sunshine, this is real life.”

EXT DAY:  PETER PARKER’S Funeral

//PETER PARKER, bored to death by AL GORE is surrounded by mourners.  A priest (Cameo by Stan Lee) presides over his funeral.  Maryjane attends funeral in the company of SOME JOCK (played by twilight guy)

PRIEST:  Sure, some of us may not have had radioactive blood, but we were all bitten by our own radioactive spiders…

MARYJANE:  Sobbing.  Bye Spiderman.

//She and SOME JOCK start frenching

The End??

Lions, Updates and YouTube, Oh My!

Good morning, Thereforkians! Even though we’ve been busy with new projects and bachelor parties, we’re still working to bring you loads of new content online.

First, we’re excited to announce that we overhauled and updated our YouTube channel. You’ll find all the great sketch comedy pieces that are here on the blog, and even a couple extra videos of the group. YouTube is great for sharing and easy viewing, so check out our channel and pass it on to your friends.

Second, we’ve done some spring cleaning at ThereforeYou. If you come here a lot, you might have noticed the changes. Up above, we added a navigation bar under the site banner. That replaces the old navigation in the sidebar. The “Latest Videos” area of the sidebar is now a “Featured” area with labeled, streamlined thumbnails to make them easier to see. We also did a number of style changes to the sidebar to make it more visually appealing.

Last but not least, Pacman: The Movie Trailer reached 300,000 views yesterday on Vimeo! Thanks again to all our fans who made this possible. We’re busy working on our next big projects, and we’ll post them here as soon as they’re done.

Whoomp There It Is... VickDang a "Batch No More"

Oh boy, VickDang is getting married! That can mean only one thing, Thereforkians….bachelor party!

Being the best man is a lot of responsibility, so I took it upon myself to come up with a list of amazing things to do.

Le Pervers Submergée

Therefore Productions is starting work on a stop-motion project, so I took the camera out to make some tests. Unfortunately, everything was RUINED by this PERVERT!

Cast of 30 Rock – First Interview of 2012

—Begin Interview—

Me: First, I just want to say thanks to Tracy, Tina, and Alec for being here and congratulations on your 6th season going into the 2012 Emmy’s!

Alec Baldwin: Thanks!

Me: Tina, one more Emmy and you may be the winningest woman ever, how have you managed to keep the show fresh for this long?

Tina Fey: Fresh brains!

Me: Yes, a writing gig on your show may be the most sought after job in New York.  But with all of that new talent you still have some amazing people that have been there since the beginning.  You especially, Tracy, and a special congratulations for finally winning your EGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony).  Your one man show “Apes in my Capillaries” was masterful. When did the reality hit that this could be the vehicle to success?

Tracy: When the zompocalypse destroyed Phillip Seymour Hoffman, I knew I could get this thing pregnant.

Me: (saddened) Yes, after “the event” your only real competition was Tom Cruise’s one-man show “Love Me, I’m Sane.”  Now, Alec you continually come under fire for your domestic life, how would you describe your relationship with your family?

Alec: (quietly) aughhrr, rarrrr.

Me: No comment, I understand.   We’ll end our interview with a question for Tina.  Tina, what will you be wearing at this years Emmy’s?

Tina: BrAAAins.

Me: Alright…is there anything else you’d like to say to your fans as we wrap up?

Tina, Tracy, Alec: zambahz nah barmaz barz! BRAINS…

Me: (quivering silence)

—End Interview—

Pac-Man a Leading Man!

(Hollywood) — First Justin Beiber, now Frank Todaro — viral video is creating the stars of tomorrow.

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